Yeah! This is MY house (home)! People younger than teens and pregnant woman are advised not to enter this site. You are about to enter the wacky, weird, dark and occasionally dangerous mind of ME! This place, right here, is my happy place. All I can say is, ENJOY!

(insert menacing laugh here)

 

YES! EAT THE CARROT! I SAID EAT IT!

(arf...arf...)

 

And let us pray that none of us will fall victim to the...

 

If you manage to steal any of my material, I will send

Koontz, my evil tomato lawyer and Jamal, my talking dung beetle bodygaurd to hunt you down and, let's just say that Fat Tony doesn't like to be copied...yeah, let's leave it at that.

 

(Yes, behold...)

(Good...Good...)