and this nifty little section about me, mylife, and I.....Well..lets start with the dark stormy nite I was conceived....MY dad and my mom...."you know"...yes you do...They watched those neat little Jay Leno shows and went to bed and got some shut eye after their rowdy wedding and while they slept, the child faerie put me in my moms pillow...9 months later I was kicking and screaming while a guy with a stethscope  and rubber gloves tried to spank me...maniax!!! All of them!!! Anyways...I was born at 12:00 a.m. May 14th, 1985, in providence hospital, Anchorage, Alaska....Mwahahahaha....THe far NOrth!!! Heh...I was cold and stuff for a long while...the rest of my life is really hazy to me....I guess that's due to the fact that I do a lot of falling down now and then...Well anyways....It's been a fun life thus far and I HoPe to KeeP iT thÅt way..^.^...thank you for visiting the snack bar and please....no spitting... BTW...if you wanna e-mail me, anyone..You cna contact me at cynicalsyns@hotmail.com...Bye!!! *Binks and disappears*