The Dangers and Health Concerns
of Turtlenecks
Yes,
they're ugly. But could turtlenecks also be dangerous? THAT is the question you should ask
yourself every morning before pulling on your favorite turtleneck.
Excessive turtleneck wearing in believed to lead to an unnaturally pale
neck, depression, neck hives, and weird smells. Also, turtlenecks
generally have high caloric levels.