Banana Rama, a planet outside our solar system, attacks Earth.
Banana Rama was overcrowded and the Banana
Ramaniens were looking for a new place to live. Then they
finally found a planet that looked like a nice place to live called
Earth. They brought with them the most powerful weapon on Banana
Rama, the Super Duper Banana Ray Gun.
The Minister of Defense came down to Earth to accept Earth's
surrender. He discovered that the Super Duper Banana Ray Gun was
not as effective on Earth as it was on Banana Rama. He saw the
people eating the Bananas they fired at them.Obviously his invasion
plan wasn't going well.
The people invented their own Banana guns that shot very fast.
The Minister of Defense found himself under attack. He had to
beam up to his ship. And that was the first time the people of
Earth had ever seen the mother ship that looked like a lily pad.
The invasion fleet turned back under intense Banana fire from
Earth. Using genetic engineering Earth created a 50 foot super
banana. Then they created the banana blaster. After the Banana
blaster was finished they fired it at the mother ship with a SPLAT!
And the Banana Ramaniens left for home.
by Jacob